statistics - AP: The media is the massage

Year AP and JP met: 1995
Year AP and JP started ework (trading daily stats through email at work): 2003
Year AP and JP went public: 2008
Year AP went private: 2008

AP: The media is the massage

Number of hot muscly men who massaged me this morning: 1

Number of hot muscly men with my phone number: 1

Number of hot muscly men who told me my form was so great it was like I was a Crunch poster child!: 1

Number of dollars HMM wants to recreate this experience: 60 per session

Number of dollars in my budget I cannot afford to allocate to a personal trainer: 58

Weeks prior that I ordered a free LivActiv granola bar: 6

What kind came in the mail yesterday: peanut butter

Where it is now: tummy

More exciting than every granola bar an dHMM in the world: 3/4 chall tonight!