statistics

JP: Strangers are just people you don’t know who might have a potential sublet.

Number of paying jobs I had two days ago: 0

Number of paying jobs I have solidified now for the month of October: 2

Number of apartments I have for the month of October: 0

Number I need: 1

Number I will probably have, judging on trends: 2

Person I potentially will film today: Lou Reed

Person who probably will be useless in my apartment search: Lou Reed

Person who I care little about right now: Lou Reed

Number of craigslist ads for apartments I have responded to: 20+

Number of responses: 0

Amount of oatmeal in the bowl before consumption: brimming

Crucial ingredient missing in my oatmeal: egg

Feeling after consumption: unfufilled

What this makes me excited for: my own apartment

Plans this evening: none

Purpose of keeping evening open: potential apartment appointment

Worst part of living on the UWS: crouded 1,2,3 train downtown

Best part: No hipsters

Even better part: Jewy

Worst case scenario if no people respond to my craigslist emails: I buy soup at Zabar’s and a Seinfeld dvd and jew myself out of homelessness anxiety