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AP: Jelly beans and catchy tunes

Song I cannot remove from head: themesong to UPN show “One on One”

Worst part about this: I can only remember the part in the chorus that croons “One on Onnne”

Worst part about going to gym at 7: Only show on is One on One

Best part about going to gym at 7: Makes me conscious of every jelly bean I eat

Current Jelly Bean tally: 17

Calories per jelly bean: 4

Number of jelly beans at my desk: a billion

Number of jelly beans I could eat if in an eating competition: all of them, plus another billion

Back-up new life plan if current new life plan doesn’t work out: competitive eater

In preperation for this: 1 more jelly bean

Flavor: Toasted marshmellow

Flavor I would rather watch One on One marathan than eat: Black

What this proves: I am more racist about jelly beans than TV show families